I need to relearn how to even walk.
One door gets slammed in my face and I search for another.
Jennifer looks great at this age and in this shape, so it is probably cool to have it documented publicly, just as it has been for countless celebrities since Marilyn Monroe.
And then I just started screaming.
It's not unlike how I felt when I wrote about postpartum depression in 2005.
Not to mention the fact that by the way Willow gingerly jiggles her ass meat while walking the rocky terrain in the video clip above, she clearly lacks the agility needed to evade a Muslim warrior on his mighty war camel.